King Henry the Ape animal jokes

by Charles Keller

Publisher: Pippin Press in New York

Written in English
Cover of: King Henry the Ape animal jokes | Charles Keller
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  • Animals -- Humor,
  • Jokes,
  • Wit and humor, Juvenile,
  • Riddles, Juvenile,
  • Animals -- Wit and humor,
  • Jokes

Edition Notes

Statementcompiled by Charles Keller ; illustrated by Edward Frascino.
ContributionsFrascino, Edward, ill.
LC ClassificationsPN6231.A5 K38 1989
The Physical Object
Pagination[40] p. :
Number of Pages40
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL2190117M
ISBN 100945912080
LC Control Number89008497

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He is the local bully, the Losers Club's arch-rival, the leader of the Bowers Gang and the puppet of the bloodthirsty trans-dimensional fiend known as IT. In the miniseries, he was portrayed by Jarred Blancard as a child, and by Michael Cole as an adult. Charles Keller, author of Best Knock-Knock Book Ever, on LibraryThing.

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About ten minutes later the chicken comes back with the book, looking a bit agitated, saying, "Book book book.". can anyone think of a joke about henry VIII. it needs to be school approprite that illustares henrys viii frustration.

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There is the well known phrase, "to lead apes in hell," applied to old maids mentioned in the "Taming of the Shrew" (ii. 1)—the meaning of this term not having been yet satisfactorily explained.

I have the book “Patients Have Families” by Henry B. Richardson, M.D., F.A.C.P. Published by The Commonwealth Fund, This book is also signed, “To Margaret Housden from Harry Richardson” I also have “The Jungle Book” by Rudyard Kipling. It depends how one defines "weak".

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